12 ways how not to "do" a conference

http://rarepattern.com/nodes/2009/12-ways-how-not-do-conference

You have to read this post by Laura Scott.  I couldn't have said it better myself!

Here are the highlights:

1. Don't minimize the jet lag factor.

2. Don't stay at a hotel beyond walking distance of the venue, if possible.

3. Don't upgrade critical laptop software the day before leaving.

4. Don't eat the hotel food.

5. Don't bring the 17" laptop, no matter how much you love it.

6. Don't figure you'll be able to meet up with someone later.

7. Don't blow off the parties, no matter how tired you are.

8. Don't forget about global data roaming.

9. Don't get too wrapped up in your own shit.

10. Don't leave too early.

11. Don't neglect learning which is your airline's terminal.

12. Don't forget about the post-con blues.

Laura expands on the details and I completely agree with her on all points.

http://rarepattern.com/nodes/2009/12-ways-how-not-do-conference